Monday, July 4, 2011

Why I don't like Beef / Pork

July 4th... long weekend .. Monday and here I am content to the core in this lazy Florida after noon. Meat Loaf - I have seen this on the menu at various eat outs/restaurants in US and some homes but never tasted it. All this changed yesterday when my dear wife served the baked dish, hot out of the oven. This was the first time she experimented with the Meat Loaf recipe. Beef/ Pork is not my liking, but this dish was great. After relishing the left over of this great dish and as I relaxed in the my patio shade among the chirping birds under the Florida sun, I drifted in and out of my memory bank retrieving the bits and analyzing on why I preferred chicken over Beef/ Pork. Here are some bits of information which I could muster from my lazy sleepy processing unit.

Growing up in India, we rarely had Beef or Pork at our home. Beef was scarce and the only time you get it locally was accidental and i mean it literally. But first let me give some background, I grew up in this small town, Bhilai, one of the steel cities in India. As you may be aware, Cow is a sacred animal and so there is no question of slaughtering for meat anywhere in the Hindu majority belt. So in Bhilai, beef used to come from the tribal areas (why tribal areas.. I don't know). Bhilai is in the beautiful Chattisgarh state which has a large tribal area. Now how did we get the Beef from these areas. Look around you, I am pretty sure you will find Malayalees everywhere (Malayalees or Mallus are people from Kerala state inside the Republic of India).. How this particular sub-species of Human spread to even the remotest corner of earth is another interesting vast topic in itself. Coming back to beef, my relatives / friends living among the tribals would season the beef, pack it and bring it along when visiting Bhilai.

So the beef supply is not abundant.. but I did mention "accidental", right? Now there are some stray animals especially cow which get killed in the steel plant. How in the name of Beef chilli fry these poor animals get killed? Maybe when a mallu overhead crane operator sights one near his path, he just releases one hot iron beam over this poor animal killing it instantly and make it look as an electrical / magnetic failure. I am pretty sure Mallus are fully capable of this.  (So be wary of pissing off a colleague who is a Mallu and incidently also a Crane operator. And also be careful while being under a crane). So the meat from the dead animal then gets distributed among other Mallus in the community. This is interesting, but who will vouch for the quality? Nobody, the only guarantee is the Mallu Crane Operator. So the quality issue was another scare which prevented from having this delicious item at our home.

The only meat item left was chicken and fish. Chicken was a delicacy during festivals. It also was on the menu couple of times in a month during good times. Our family budget from a single earning member never allowed the luxury of having chicken more than this interval. Fish used to come to our doors ( I mean fresh supply by hawkers carrying a limited number in basket on the pillion of his bicycle). I never had Pork during my stay in India. I don't remember my mother making any pork dish at my home. This does not mean that it is not available in India.

So in short, I am not used to the tastes of Beef / Pork / any random animal.

Anyways I am now in a place where every meat is abundant and cheap, vegetables are expensive. I am indebted to my lovely wife for introducing me to the new tastes. So my friends, next time when you want to know why some qualities are missing in me, just ask me? As always I can give you some unscientific, idiotic explanation which you may not digest, but I will be grateful that at least you asked.


Sunday, July 3, 2011

Jaani...

Raj Kumar - His Dialogues were what made him stand out...

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Bose Di Kay - My take

So it is official.. one of the most popular street expletives has squeezed itself in to Bollywood vocabulary database.  I give all the credit to Aamir khan and gang. He is my current real super hero who nudges the Bollywood planet with every movie to change its course a bit.. be it Lagaan, Ghajini, Peepli live, Tare zameen par etc etc.

The D K Bose song has caught the imagination of the citizens irrespective of the age. This expletive along with others are very common in any part of the Hindi speaking areas in India. Be it the urban or rural tongue, it has never lost its relevance. With such an abundant use, it has lost its actual meaning though and is very well interwoven with spoken Hindi grammer. What I mean to say it that you don't actually get offended when you have somebody use it. If we compare it with the English spoken language, it may replace words as "Well....", "hmmmmm....", "Hello....", "C'mon...", "Hey Bast**d..", "Idiot..." etc etc. So the use can be wide ranging, Right?  Well... don't you understand...you .. (Please replace the "Well..." with Bose-di-kay). Didn't it feel goood? If you don't get the feel.. try to use it often... (Please don't use it while you speak with somebody who is above 45 years and below 21 and who is your mother, father, elders, relatives and so on at the time of writing this piece. If you have the liberty of using it to somebody in the forbidden range mentioned above, my humble salutations and respects... )

Now.. will this revolutionize the Bollywood industry? Of Course, there are no two opinions about it.. It will among other things infuse more creative form of expression, more freedom in creating a plot, less of Ram-Rajya fantasy world stereotypes (I am fed up with that crap). In due course, it may also give way to less of the lengthy fight sequence. How?.. Maybe you could express your anger more effectively if you can spray your rant with an array of expletives before you get stupidly physical. The censor board will have to introduce classification of films with regards to suitability for audience just like the ratings in United States. I am beginning to enjoy  ... so you great film makers out there... Surprise me. I am ready to learn more and you have a chance.. Bose-di-kay kuch karo.. 

On a ending note.. remember Hangal's dialog in Sholay  "Yeh itna Sannatta kyon hain bhai" The revolution will make it to be replaced in a future Sholay with "Abe Bose-Di-Kay, itna Sannatta kyon hain". That is the time, I would say that Bollywood has matured. Good Luck... conversing !!

How Cosmetics saved a career and a life..

The Kajal and Dupatta saved them big time....

Friday, July 1, 2011

Being Not a Gandhi..

PVN - his greatest find was Dr. Manmohan Singh.. rest is history
Though he gets no recognition....